By ANDREW YE, senior, RACHEL DIAO, junior, SRIDHAR SRIRAM, junior, and CLAIRE PAN, sophomore …parents try their best to inconspicuously take photos of the list of honor roll students in the lobby. …the Chemis-tree has been in JP longer than most teachers. …you have a newfound respect for the science department after Halloween. …on the … Continue reading
By ANDREW YE, senior, RACHEL DIAO, junior, SRIDHAR SRIRAM, junior, and CLAIRE PAN, sophomore …students say “good morning” and hold the door open for them. …they are still waiting for the promised faculty laptop. …they think a student is texting in the hallway, but he’s checking his math homework answers on his calculator. …the “old” … Continue reading
By ANDREW YE, ’14 …garden gnomes guard the roof.…students filming prom proposal videos cannot decide whether to hold their phone in portrait or landscape.…and you always end up with your head hawkwardly sideways for a short moment when you watch those videos.…the boys spring tennis team has played in the snow more times than all … Continue reading
2011 — PRESENT …one period of Z-Fanatical Fitness makes you more sore than an entire year of gym combined. …it takes two years to fix the clock in the auditorium. …geese use the field more often than the students. …the gym bathroom never seems to have any paper towels. …but science classrooms have too many. … Continue reading
By HAULUN XU, senior, TANYA BALARAJU, junior, and ANDREW YE, junior …guys wear gym clothes to school to avoid sharing gym lockers. …school plays attract audiences from schools you’ve never heard of before. …everyone watches the presidential debates… …mainly because teachers assign it as homework… …and “YOLO” is modified into a political statement to encourage voting. …despite the shrieks … Continue reading
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