By KRUTI SITWALA, junior Handbag hoarding is an obsessive phenomenon that plagues many. It is defined as the desperate need to fill a handbag with a myriad of items until its depths resemble less a bag and more a black hole. Though handbag hoarders are very different, each carrying a unique stash of hoarded goods, … Continue reading
By VICTORIA CHANDRA, sophomore The school map probably became your best friend as it guided you to your classes the first few days of freshman year. Here are some of the quirkier places around JP. The Marketplace: Clubs take advantage of front lobby traffic which provides a sure supply of hungry customers. Perhaps some students have not … Continue reading
By KRUTI SITWALA, sophomore Every student must learn how to procrastinate correctly; it is an unstipulated requirement to survive high school. The average teenager, however, has trouble procrastinating effectively. Luckily, you have stumbled across this all-inclusive guide that will help you become a better procrastinator today—or tomorrow, or maybe next week. Adopt a motto. We all need a … Continue reading
By SHERILYN MORSE, senior For most students, the mundane act of passing involves staying to the right, getting to class, and stopping by a friend’s locker, but the conversations we have are anything but ordinary. Below is a list of some of the zaniest dialogues to have been exchanged in the halls. Perhaps one of them is yours… … Continue reading
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